Free Lobster Roll??

A free Lobster Roll is a wonderful thing to come by. My dad called and said he had two pounds of Lobster Claw and Knuckle Meat and it was time to create the Lobster Roll he had been dreaming of for months, I was definitely in. These would not be your usual Lobster Rolls, as the lobster claws and knuckles were obtained in an unusual way.

My dad is the owner of a Barbecue company that supplies the smallest restaurant to the largest stadiums with all natural, all hickory smoked and all hand pulled Pork, Brisket, Pulled Chicken, Ribs and Wings (Birney’s Foods as you may have seen in a previous post). One of his best and oldest customers called frantically on Saturday morning after discovering their freezer and refrigerator were completely down, and all his product had been ruined. My dad had to make the 45 minute emergency mission to Moncks Corner, SC where his smokehouse is located, load up with Pulled Pork, Brisket and Chicken and zip back the 45 minutes to Downtown Charleston to deliver the goods. As a thanks for the trouble they gave him two pounds of top-grade Lobster. Sounds good to me!

Lobster Roll:

  • 3 tbsp mayonnaise
  • 2 bunches green onion, chopped (white and green part)
  • 1 lemon’s worth of juice
  • 1/4 tsp black pepper
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 2 lbs steamed lobster (we had the claws and knuckles), Chop into bite-size pieces

Combine all ingredients together! It’s best to keep the lobster simple to truly let its flavor shine, you don’t want to over power it.

Next we used our favorite fresh baked hotdog rolls from Publix, they almost have a texture similar to Challah Bread, simply melt a tablespoon of butter, brush it on the sides and broil it in a 500 degree broiler for about 15 seconds a side. Be careful, they will burn FAST!

And here you have it, A Delicious (and slightly “Free”!) Lobster Roll!

Feeling a little CLAMMY!

Being a city on the ocean, Charleston has its fair share of local fish markets. It has always been a no-brainer for me to go straight for the Grouper, Mahi Mahi, Salmon or even Whole Flounder. Fresh fish is so fool proof and simple all it needs a little salt, pepper and fresh herbs then a hot grill. The problem: it can cost as much as $20 per pound! What am I? A Rockefeller?? Then I noticed the Clams. At $4.50 for a dozen (about a pound), these local, fresh and live clams were my Knights in Shelly Armor!

Looking to Carb-Load for my big run in the morning (My excuse! Really I’m just obsessed with pasta!) I decided on a Whole Wheat Fettuccine with Clam Sauce. A heavy red sauce is not always appealing in the hot summer so I thought it would be a great, light summer meal.

Fettuccine with Clam Sauce

  • Whole Wheat Fettuccine (I enjoy the heartier flavor and texture of a whole wheat pasta!)
  • 1/3 Cup Extra Virgin Olive Oil
  • 3/4 Cup Dry White Wine (I used Sauvignon Blanc because I like to drink it in my Wine Spritzers!!)
  • 3/4 Cup Clam Juice
  • 2 lbs Fresh Clams
  • 1/2 Red Onion, chopped
  • 6 Cloves Minced Garlic (I love to get a big container of Pre-Minced Garlic because it eliminates all the extra work with a garlic clove)
  • 1 Tbsp Fresh Oregano, Chopped
  • 1/2 Tsp Crushed Red Pepper Flakes
  • 1/3 Cup Fresh Parsley
  • 1/4 Cup Fresh Basil (The greatest thing I have ever done for my cooking is plant a fresh herb garden! It has opened up so many more options and has proven to be a real money saver!)
  • 2 Tbsp Cold Butter, Cubed

In a 6 quart pot heat the oil over medium-high heat, add red onion and saute until softened and slightly golden, about 4 minutes. Add Garlic, Oregano and Red Pepper Flakes, saute an additional 2-3 minutes, until garlic is golden. Mix in Wine and Clam Juice, allow to simmer and reduce about 3 minutes. Toss in the Clams (gently!) and cover, shaking pot occasionally to make sure they don’t burn on the bottom. Leave covered 5-10 minutes, until all clams have opened. Remove from heat and stir in the cubed butter until melted. Toss Clam Sauce in a large bowl with Pasta, Parsley and Basil until well combined! ENJOY!

I did panic at the last minute that there weren’t enough clams since I was going to be feeding 4, including two grown men, and most clam sauce recipes use canned clams sooooo I added a couple cans, drained of their juice to the sauce. Just warm them through then toss together with the pasta as before! FYI, clam cans are about 1/4 clam and 3/4 can so adjust how many you add accordingly!

Drained Clam Cans!

The Fourth Of July Hangover

Ahh the Fourth of July. A day to remember and celebrate our Independence and the Troops that have given their lives to give us the freedoms we enjoy. The freedom I chose to enjoy was 1 (or 6) too many Wine Spritzers. They seem so light, refreshing and innocent at the time (cheap Sauv. Blanc mini-bottles, selzer and ice) but pack a mean hangover if you go too far. After 8 hours on the boat/wading in the water at Morris Island, SC and a few more hours out at Vendue Rooftop Downtown Charleston to watch the fireworks over the Charleston Harbor, then a couple more hours at The Tattooed Moose for 1/2 a Reuben and 1/2 a Duck Club (Oh, and duck fat french fries!), it is safe to say I was over-served and over-spritzed! That brings me to my dilemma and obsession I faced today: What Am I Going to EAT???

I spent an hour searching Google for the perfect lunch carry-out. I was sandwiched out from yesterday, pizza sounded to warm for this balmy 95 degree day and a salad would be far too healthy. A tiny voice in my head kept whispering Chinese food. I realized I did not want the cheap delivery from around the corner and that I ultimately could not wrap my head around actually leaving the house and having human interaction in my condition. So the scrounging began.

A Fried Rice was born.

  • 1/2 a bundle of asparagus, chopped into 1 inch pieces
  • 1/2 red onion, chopped
  • 1 overripe jalapeno from the plant outside (that’s the little red pepper, not sure if it is spicier than when it is green but is maybe a little sweeter? I’m using bell pepper logic with that one!) Seeded and minced
  • 1 tbsp fresh ginger root, grated
  • 1 tbsp minced garlic
  • 2-3 tbsp soy sauce (I only had two partial bottles with very small amount left but would suggest tasting it and adding more or less depending on your desired salt levels)
  • 1 tbsp fish sauce
  • 3 dashes sesame oil–YUM
  • 3 cups cooked jasmine rice (so fragrant and delicious, plus the only rice I never ever burn!)
  • 2 Eggs (I read somewhere that something in Egg Yolks settle a hungover stomach, vague I know, but I am running with that logic!)
  • There is a lime in the pic but I ultimately ditched it, would be good for a more Thai Fried Rice though.
  • Sesame seeds for sprinkling on at the end—>optional
  • Oil for cooking

Had I been able to go to the store I would also have added some green onion and possibly some frozen peas, but alas my condition prevented the true perfection that they would have added!

The first thing I did was get the eggs cooked in a separate pan, just a little scrambling.


Next, in a large pan over medium heat I added some oil and started the garlic and ginger, sauteeing about 1 minute until it was fragrant. Be careful, garlic LOVES to burn!! Then add the asparagus, red onion and jalapeno. Saute (or would one call it stir-fry??) until softened but be sure the asparagus still has a little crunch to it, about 2-3 minutes.Finally, I reduced the heat to low and added in the jasmine rice, soy sauce, fish sauce, sesame oil and eggs (chopped green onions and peas would go in now if you have them!). Mix to combine, remove from heat and enjoy!The perfect light, summery, fresh, non-sandwich Fourth of July Hangover Cure!

Fourth of July; Red, White and Sugared Blueberries

My brother acquired a boat recently. I say “acquired” because it seems to literally have dropped into his lap (or front lawn) from a good friend of his. Not the most impressive boat, a 17-foot Boston Whaler from the 80’s, but in Charleston, SC a boat is golden. When he asked me to go out on it for the Fourth of July, no questions asked, I was goin’! As with most things with my brother, there is always a catch!

The Catch: He fills the tank with gas, I bring the refreshments (AKA beer and my Wine Spritzers) and food.

After much (Or was it very little??) thought, I landed on Chicken Salad Sandwiches using Birney’s Hickory Smoked Pulled Chicken as the base, which is perfect because the chicken has such a great smokey flavor and an awesome spice blend to it. SHAMELESS PLUG check out for some AWESOME bbq. I try to stay low-cal-ish so I blended the chicken with about a cup of Greek Yogurt, about 2 tbsp of mayo for the tang, halved grapes, green onion and slivered almonds. Perfect and easy, but they don’t all have to know that!

Then it was like I had Divine Inspiration! Mini White Cupcakes with A Fresh Strawberry Puree Buttercream and Sugared Blueberries (Are you getting the Red, White and Blue theme that I’m running with??) I call my brother BEYOND excited by my brilliance and he was less than enthused, claiming NO ONE ate cupcakes at the beach. Say whaaaaaaat??? Good, I had something to prove!

The Frosting: A simple Buttercream

  • 6 tbsp softened unsalted butter
  • 16 oz powdered sugar
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • ABOUT 1/2 cup pureed strawberries, depending on desired thickness of frosting
  • a tiny pinch of salt to make the sweetness pop!

With a hand mixer I whipped up the butter for about a minute and alternated adding the powdered sugar and strawberry puree, with the vanilla and salt mixed in about half way through and VOILA:I put the frosting in the refrigerator to firm up while I got the sugared blueberries ready!

Blueberries: Sugared

  • desired number of berries
  • egg white whipped til frothy with a splash of water
  • granulated sugar

Simply place blueberries in the frothy egg white mixture, remove from whites shaking off excess whites and toss in sugar. Leave them to dry on parchment or wax paper and you’ll add the perfect fresh crunch to any dessert!

The Cupcakes in all their Glory:

Needless to say, they were the biggest hit of the day! My brother gave me a public apology for doubting my cupcakes and went so far as to keep them SECRET from 10 or so people that were there in our group!!! More for us!

My true inspiration for them is Sugar Bakeshop on Cannon St. Downtown Charleston, which I make a point of visiting at least once a week, the best cupcakes in Charleston hands down.

Great food, great company and great spritzers made for a Fourth of July to remember! And I learned a valuable lesson: Find a friend that is willing to give you a boat!

Hello world!

Dinch. My daily, hourly, minutely and secondly obsession (yes, I think I made those last two words up!). What started as a joke with a friend, Dinch is now one of my favorite all-encompassing words that is appropriately used to label dinner, lunch, brunch….and breakfast? Not so much breakfast, as that is usually eaten purely for sustenance after my Dinch Punishing 5.25 mile run at 6:30 am. Eggs and turkey bacon, 365 days a year! I love food, whether I cook at home or eat out at a restaurant. Being a horrible artist, tone-deaf and not so eloquent with words, cooking and discovering new dishes is my outlet. I love to cook and feed others, or to explore a city through restaurants from dives to fine dining, especially my home of Charleston, SC with an endless amount of fun and new choices. Soooooo welcome to my adventure with food! Always asking….

What’s for Dinch??